Haruka Abe
Nude

Though Haruka Abe was born in Tokyo, she has spent most of her life in London, giving her the international charm of a world traveler and the linguistic abilities of a UN translator. While the pale and pretty actress has spent the majority of her budding acting career appearing in films of the short variety—you know, the films no one outside of the director and their parents watch—Haruka earned recurring roles on boob tube shows like The BBC’s Ideal, where she played Miko, and ITV’s magical cell phone kids comedy, My Phone Genie, where she played Naoko. We’d be rubbing one out looking at our cell phones if she played nao-ked instead! On the big screen, she showed up in the films Shell Shock (2009), Secrecy (2011), 47 Ronin (2013), and After the World Ended (2015) but Haruka became an instant star thanks to her appearance in the music video for the horrible song Rather Be by the British electronic group Clean Bandit. Unfortunately for us, the dong riser from the land of the rising sun kept it clean in the video. Luckily, she ramped up the sexiness in the homosexuality heavy series Cucumber. In season one, episode four, while informing a bi-curious dude that, honest Abe, she doesn’t do anal, she teases some looks at her petite and perfect body. It’s not nudity, but it’s enough to tickle your pickle! Haruka is about to blow up in a major way, since she’s slowly but surely made her way to the Hollywood elite. After taking over as Noodle, one of the voices of the cartoon band, The Gorillaz, she flashed her whitey tighties in Kiss Me First (2018), made a couple appearances on HBO’s Avenue Five, and finally showed us her naked body in the Tokyo set crime drama She’s Just a Shadow (2019). Alongside Mercedes Maxwell, we finally get to see her criminally underrated set when she gets lezzy for a dude’s viewing pleasure in a very artistic, red tinted sex scene, before a little later in the film Haruka shows it all in a pair of sexy photoshoots. In a complete 180 from that movie, Haruka most recently landed the role of Liberty in Disney’s live action villain origin story Cruella (2020). Hopefully she stops being so cruel and gives us more sensual cinema, less of this kid movie fluff. Ms. Abe is a babe we’re always happy to see in the buff!